How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before
ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated
all this talk has made something awaken in me... dont be alarmed but i think i have kin memories of your great grandma...
what do you mean. they have always been called chocolate chimp cookies. are you feeling okay?
Imagine one of your friends describing you to someone new and they’ll all like yeah he loves gaslighting people
that would be so cool
in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him
just another tuesday on r/relationships
i love seeing the confidence with which people are wrong on this site. like when people here are wrong about something they are wrong about it with their whole chest. they come out swinging ready to defend information that they made up in their own brains as if it was truth penned by god himself. unparalleled entertainment.
Why rats gotta have the little grabby hands? Give man a cheerio and he eats it like a bagel
You complaining? You complaining about the little man and his bagel?
Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]
